Welcome back.

Hi there. Just want to start off by saying it's been a while since I've posted anything. The two of you reading probably already know this. If you have never read my B.S. before, welcome and or condolences for thinking this was a scat porn site. It's been 2 months and a lot has happened.
There was the night my sister was supposed to get married and since the wedding was called off and people had non-refundable plane tickets we had a party. That party did wind down a bit around 11:30pm, luckily about 10 minutes later SWAT showed up, culminating in a 5 hour hostage situation next door and that house catching on fire. These things happen.
Or how about the night I had a Halloween party and random coworkers showed, totally blitzed, made out or bitched about other coworkers, then tried to invite my guests away with them. I have to apologize for the 18 year old kid being hit on by potential maternal surrogates, I'm sorry dude.
The following night I did end up going to a great Halloween party where I paid $20 to get in. I believe the cost was set by the amount of time you had to wait to move 13 feet. True.
Tomorrow is casual Friday at work. I think it's time we test the limits of this. Gentlemen, I put it to you to to let your sack hang out more and more throughout the day. Ladies, you need to lower your bra strap by a quarter inch every hour until it's totally hanging below your breasts. A little side boob never hurt anyone. Let's just see how casual shit can get.
I have more to say, but much like learning Chinese or anal sex, you need to ease your self into these things. Rushing in just leads to poorly ordered take out or fissures. Or both. Feel free to leave comments, turn your friends and neighbors onto the blog or inquire where to send donations.

Like a bag of Funyons in front of a stoner, I'm out.